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| Hollywood, CA – According to an inside source in the entertainment industry, no one is currently in love with actress Meg Ryan. Ryan, whose films include the romantic comedies “Sleepless in Seattle” and “When Harry Met Sally”, has had several love affairs, both real and rumored, since her split from husband Dennis Quaid in 2000. Among Ryan’s romances was a high-profile relationship with Russell Crowe, whom she met on the set of their 2001 film “Proof of Life”. Rumors were rampant that the two began their affair while Ryan was still married to Quaid, which both Ryan and Crowe denied. The two were together for almost a year before splitting amidst rumors of infidelity. Since then, Ryan has been romantically linked to actors John Cusack, Craig Bierko and William Deane, as well as underwear model Travis Fimmel. Ryan’s quirky charm and good looks have made her the object of seemingly every man’s affection in Hollywood. But now, according to a Blue Brick insider, no one is currently in love with the 41 year-old actress. According to the source, “There are no actors or models that are in love with Meg right now. She hasn’t even been photographed with a man for over a month, and she hasn’t been on the cover of ‘US Weekly’ since January. And, her ex-husband Dennis Quaid is hooking up with a beautiful 20 year-old actress. This is an unprecedented time in Hollywood.” Ryan was not available for comment, but sources close to the actress vehemently deny the claims. Ryan’s hairdresser, Rhonda Garrett, said that plenty of men are in love with Ryan, but Ryan has chosen to make her life more private. “There are plenty of guys all over her. She’s pretty, she’s got plenty of cash, she’s famous, and her hair? Damn, it looks good. Girlfriend, how could a man not be in love with her? I mean, didn’t you see ‘Kate and Leopold’? She’s just keeping these men under wraps, that’s all.” Hollywood columnist Paul Beckman believes that Ryan will soon be involved with a man. “She’s just so adorable, I can’t imagine that it will be long before another actor falls for her, and falls hard. And, if she ever gets desperate, all she needs to do is release another romantic comedy. I mean, who doesn’t love Meg Ryan in a romantic comedy?” Click Here to go to the home page and get more satire! |
| Hollywood Insider: No One Currently in Love with Meg Ryan |
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| Is the adorable star without a lover? |