You know, a lot of people like to think that I’m crazy or something. Listen, my friend, that just ain’t true. Sure, I’ve done some crazy things in my life, like raping and biting peoples, but that don’t mean that I’m crazy all the time. Like, say you got into a car accident. That don’t mean that you drive around getting into car accidents all the time, does it? I say no, it doesn’t. And if you did get into accidents all the time, it would be a ludicrous assumption to construe that you did so on purpose. More constructiveness and purposefullness is needed when we think through things, such as the pre-mentioned scenario that I have just described.
I think most of the crazy things that I may have done in the past are due to the fact that I am misunderstood and persecuted. Nobody knows about the thoughts that go inside of my head, but everybody tries to judge me when I act on the thoughts. That, to me, is thinking that is post-judiciously false and erroneous in several ways. Another reason is my persecution. I have been taken advantage of my whole life; by acquaintances, managers, wives, and even those that proclaimated to be my friends. They all either wanted my money, my talent, or my fame. When they began to understand that they couldn’t have it, they would conspire behind me and force me into situations where only craziness seemed to defamate things.
Now, I did lose to Lennox Lewis for the heavyweight championship of the world. But still, he is an example of another punk who is trying to cash in on my famitude and talents. Who would Lennox Lewis be without Mike Tyson? People would have no interest in him, whatsoever. He would be still be fighting somebody, but nobody would care. I have made Lennox Lewis richer and more famous than he ever could have attained without me. But instead of expressing gratitudes and thoughtfulness, he is always attempting to disrespect me, in the newspapers and in the press. So, when I heard these things, I said that I wanted to punch his brain with my fist. Now, some people thought that was a crazy thing to say. But, now that you understand the multitudes of things that he said and did to force my buttons and push me into the situation, I think you must agree that me wanting to punch his brain with my fist is a sensible and rational conclusion to the question.
A lot of people are betting against me in this fight, and in life. They want me to fail because I represent multitudes of things that most people just do not realize. That is why I am writing this editorial and calling it “The Ludicrous Thoughts of Those Who Criticize Me”. I hope that the words that I have proclaimed onto these pages will help everyone to understand what happens inside my head, and why I say some of the things and do some of the things that I do.
In conclusion, this is not a perfect world that we live in, and sometimes forces beyond the regularness of our lives contribute to our actions. Like, the man who goes to work every day but sometimes his thoughts project into another life where he is not going to work all of the time. Or the housewife who wishes that she could perfunctorily go on a vacation and not have the responsibilities that the normallness in her life produces for her. Those are examples that maybe you, the common person, can relate to, and begin to understand my life and why I really am not crazy. Any person that attains to think otherwise is simply a ludicrous person. |
