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| Special Edition: 2002 Year in Review |
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| January: Retired Anchorman Comes Clean: Admits Local News "irrelevant", weather forecasts "over-hyped" Full Story February: Caesar's to Open New Prison-Themed Hotel and Casino on Las Vegas Strip. "Security Maximus" will Feature Supervised Recreation, Bread and Water Buffet Full Story March: April: Taco Bell Chihuaha Dies Ford Shelves New S.U.V. of Heroin Overdose No Good "E" Names Full Story Left "Explorer", "Escape", "Expedition" "Excursion" already taken Full Story May: June: Wal-Mart Greeter's F.B.I. Memo Warned Bush Inconsistencies Trouble of Pretzel Choking Hazard Shoppers; Company Execs All White House staff urged Consumers met with everything from to chew "dry snack foods" "slowly", "How are you today?" to "carefully". Did Bush ignore the "Welcome to the Shizzy" warnings? Full Story Full Story |
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| The Blue Brick launched in January of 2002, and it has been quite a year. Through 80 stories, over 30,000 words, and six guest editorials, I think I covered 2002 pretty well, and hopefully made a few people laugh along the way. So here it is, the best of 2002 from the pages of The Blue Brick. Thanks for reading. Fight the good fight. -Doug |
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| Last words: "Yo Quiero mas smack" |
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| July: Holy Trinity Breaks Up; Holy Spirit Launches Solo Career "I've Got Spirit, Yes I do. I've Got Spirit. How about You?" to hit stores this month Full Story August: Bush's New Homeland Security Initiative: ADT Security Signs Along U.S. Borders, in Major Airports Full Story |
| 2002 Guest Editorials: Britney Spears: "Why My Favorite Color is Purple" Brad Pitt: "What it's Like to be Married to a Hot Chick" Mike Tyson: "The Ludicrous Thoughts of Those Who Criticize Me" Julia Roberts: "Did I Really Just Marry a Cameraman?" Martha Stewart: "Life is not Always a Well-Rinsed Bowl of Bing Cherries" Prince Harry: "I Like to Get Pissy with the Drink and Hit on the Lasses" Anna Nicole Smith: "I am so Not a Gold-Digger and Stuff" |
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| September: Women Plan Affairs as NFL Season Begins British men most likely beneficiaries Full Story November: Mix Tape Found in Afghanistan Confirmed to be Made by Bin Laden Recent hits by Eminem, Shakira lead FBI to believe Al-Qaeda leader still alive Full Story |
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| October: Christopher Reeve Gains Movement, May Lose Some Medical Benefits Actor "no longer quadriplegic" says insurance carrier Full Story December: Santa Claus Goes on Atkins Diet, Asks Families to Leave Low-Carb Snacks This Year Full Story |
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