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| The Blue Brick "All the News that We Make Up" |
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| News |
| Sports |
| Business |
| The Arts |
| Horoscopes |
| Local Broadcaster Comes Clean Calls Local News Features "Irrelevant" |
| Government Locates Average Teen for 2002 Ohio Youth Will be Benchmark for Several Studies |
| Former anchorman accuses local news channels of over-hyping and running "ridiculous" stories. The Blue Brick asks - Is the weather really as important as the local channels make it out to be? |
| The United States Government announced today that it has selected its "Average Teenager" for 2002. the recipient, Andrew Davis Porter, will participate in numerous government studies this year, with his results being used for the "Average Teenager" mark. |
| Athlete Reaches "Next Level" |
| Says he is "A little disappointed" |
| Basketball star William Taylor scored 137 points and grabbed 39 rebounds to become the first athlete to officially reach "The Next Level". Find out what he encountered there, and what's next for this singular athlete. |
| Boxer Gets Knocked Out, Blames God |
| "I'm sick of Him always getting credit", says beaten middleweight |
| Alvin Rodriguez lost a tough fight last Friday night in Atlantic City. While the outcome was an upset, the real shocker came in the post-fight interviews. When asked what went wrong, Rodriguez replied “I have to blame God on this one." |
| Leading Investment Minds Unsure What 2002 Holds |
| The Blue Brick asks two investment bankers and a pawn shop owner for their opinions on the floundering economy. |
| We don't care when you were born. You're screwed. |
| Hand Gestures Ruling Rap |
| Demand For Consultants Increases as Hip-Hop Market Explodes |
| Have you ever looked at an album cover or publicity photo for a rap star and wonder why you are magnetically attracted to it? A catchy or provocative hand gesture could be the answer. |
| Networks Announce New Shows |
| Reality programs dominate as executives hope to "Entertain", "Disgust" |
| All material written by Doug Small Copyright 2002 Doug Small |