I was so excited when The Blue Brick asked me to write a guest editorial. I just knew right away what it would be about, which is why my favorite color is purple! I know a lot of you fans out there are saying "Wait a minute, Britney. None of your album covers have been purple, so what is the deal?!?" Well, read on, because there are so many reasons to love purple, and once you read this, purple might become your favorite color, even if it wasn't before!
A lot of really neat things that we see every day are purple. Like purple flowers, purple popsicles, and purple pieces of Trix cereal. But, sometimes, you can find really cool purple things in places you would never think of! Like, one time it was really cold outside, and my then boyfriend Justin (who has turned into a total Butthead) was outside for so long that his lips turned purple! And, when I kissed him, I swear to God that his lips tasted even better than normal! Plus, they were really cold, which made my lips cold, too. That was really cool.
Another reason that I love purple is that really good song "Purple Rain" by Prince. It's like he knew what I was thinking and feeling when he wrote it! It reminds me of when I was in junior high school, and boy was that a really fun time. I used to roller skate and kiss boys. I didn't think my life would ever get any better than that, but then I got famous and rich. You should try to get famous and rich, too! That would be so fun for you, and then maybe me and you could hang out together. FUN!
Well, I have to go because I have a lot of things to do. That 's what happens when you get famous, people expect you to do stuff all of the time. Plus, I am so tired. This is like the longest thing I have ever written! But, I think it is pretty clear that purple is the best color ever. Don't you think?!?!
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